Excuse me, dahrlings, but...

Free Us From The Wackos

If old Pastor numb nuts burns the Qur’an, there’s going to be hell to pay, Pumpkins. Since he’s already lost his marbles, someone should finish the job and separate him from his bick. Lighter. Bick lighter. Relax.

The fact that Jonesy can’t even make up his mind about being a hateful bigot willing to incite global anger, security issues, worldwide travel disruptions and general mayhem, says a mouthful. Gee, should I be a complete dink tomorrow or not? Hmm. What would Jesus do?

I’ve never personally met Christ, dahrlings, but word has it that the whole hate thing wasn’t really his bag.

In other news, travel prophet Jean-Marc Eustache predicts strong forward bookings for Transat. He plans on turning last minute bookings into early ones. You might want to start with something simple, like turning water into wine, dahrling.

You may also like
Sandals Masterclass 2024 Now Open for Registration
Canadian advisors are invited to join Lorna Richards, National Training Manager, Unique Vacations Canada, as she tackles this topic head-on and ...
Air Canada Vacations Unveils Exciting New Tours to India
Air Canada Vacations is thrilled to announce the launch of  its new India Tours package program, offering Canadians even more vacation ...
Explore St. Louis Celebrates New Nonstop Service Between YUL & STL
On Thursday, May 2, 2024, St. Louis celebrated the inaugural flight from Montreal (YUL) to St. Louis (STL) as part of ...
Cunard’s Queen Anne: Traditions Re-Imagined
Open Jaw had the privilege of being among the first to board Cunard’s latest queen, the Queen Anne. Kathy Buckworth walks ...
Air Canada Vacations Launches Tulum – In Style
Open Jaw joined Air Canada Vacations inaugural service from Toronto to Tulum’s new airport, along with 27 travel advisors. The resort ...

Talk Back! Post a comment: