November 21, 2016
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Rumour Has It…

The birth of a Travel Nation has spawned the birth of a sale. Yes, Pumpkins, I have it on woolly authority that Jonathan Carrol has done it again.  Travel Nation Canada is rumoured to have been acquired by Seekda. What is…

November 04, 2016
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Why can’t they say what they mean?

Thank God for Google, pumpkins. One of the ditzy dinkettes called me in a panic yesterday, saying she had received a press release but simply could not understand what it meant. Clearly she was fearing early onset cognitive dementia, and…

October 14, 2016
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My device is charging

I love the fact that airlines are installing AC outlets right at your seat, Pumpkins. You see, I travel with a number of devices (what used to be quaintly called marital aids) and I like to have them charged and…

October 07, 2016
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I Can’t Find My Tribe

GDS company Amadeus has released a ‘whitepaper’ (apparently that’s one word now), the 4th in a series dubbed Amadeus Future Traveller Tribes 2030. Highly sophisticated data-crunchers (I picture hipsters on couches eating kale chips) have identified 6 traveller ‘tribes’ “expected…

September 27, 2016
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A Celebrity Worth Celebrating

Talk about creating waves, Pumpkins. Going against the tide. Making a splash. Wading into hot waters. A cruise line goes political! So much better than going postal, like the debating duffus Hillary had to face last night.  Celebrity Cruises is…

August 18, 2016
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Pyjama Party

Remember, dahrlings, when airlines roared “I am the fairest because of my great fares!” “No, me! I have perfect seat pitch!” “But I’m much more rewarding after a long ride”. And meow it went. Nowadays, PJ’s are where the tread hits…

August 11, 2016
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Itchy Business

Two major airlines have refused to let passengers board over concerns about rashes. Holy bushwhack, Batman! You can’t board a flight cause of a rash? What’s next? Dandruff? Halitosis? In my experience, half the plane would be denied boarding. Honestly,…

July 20, 2016
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Do I Look Scared?

Am I scared? Do Serbs have bull ball cooking festivals? You bet your sweet petunias, I’m scared, dahrlings. Genghis Khan would wince at the carnage reported in our daily news. When the Boulevard des Anglais becomes the boulevard of horror…

June 29, 2016
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Travel Hinterland’s Who’s Who

Toronto’s High Park Zoo recaptures its fugitive Capybara on the same day Mark Linton reemerges in travel insurance. Coincidence, dahrlings? The capybara (of the genus Hydrochoerus) is a social animal known to be gregarious, although sometimes solitary. It lives in forests and near bodies…