December 15, 2017
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Coochie Gucci Coo

An absolutely unrepairable disservice has been done to Gucci, dahrlings. The atelier’s image has been dragged through the drug infested world of rapdom like a mink stole through a flea market. Oh, and there’s something about WestJet, natch. Some barely…

November 21, 2017
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Say It Ain't So!

Jean Marc, you gorgeous dahrling man, so classy of you to talk retirement when you are still in your prime of vigour and manliness. That brain of yours still fills me with swells of your business acumen. What will become…

October 26, 2017
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Pop, Pop! Fizz, Fizz!

Pumpkins, I may be changing my mind about consumers. I hate to admit it, but two have redeemed themselves as soaring high above the sober masses. Case in point. I’m reading about a brave woman who has taken on Princess…

October 20, 2017
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Aging Is But A Matter Of Time

The old estrogen pit at OJ world headquarters is looking more like a dried up prune pit these days. Vats of progesterone cream keep being delivered for the remaining dinkette to slather on in hope of staving off the inevitable.…

October 12, 2017
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Hear Me Roar

For those of us born sans-penis, dahrlings, the lack of a member tends to limit membership. It’s not news down in the estrogen pit that in the upper echelons of business, the rooster rules. But, lo, what is that, Pumpkins?…

September 27, 2017
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I'm Brought To You By The Letter "O"

WestJet is finally baring it’s teeth, dahrlings, with a predatory ‘swooping in’ on the competition. Their new ULCC heralds the end of Mr Nice Guy. Hello “Swoop”!  I can’t imagine how many lateral thinking exercises went into finalizing the name. JetSwoop.…

September 19, 2017
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RIP Sears

Good lord, Pumpkins. Sears Travel – say it ain’t over! That name used to be somebody. That contract meant something. Volume was yours. Size mattered. For decades, Sears was synonymous with moving the needle. And training tomorrow’s players. And windswept conferences…

August 16, 2017
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Lock Him Up

I’m under the couch waiting for the whole thing to blow over, dahrlings ….hmm a little grey pill here. What’s the harm. Anyhoo, I’m not usually gay, or black, or jewish (a touch trans, perhaps) but holy alternate universe, Pumpkins,…

July 18, 2017
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Dear Ann,

Dear Ann, How are you? From the twitter storm you’ve unleashed, dahrling, I see you didn’t like your seat on a recent Delta flight. Bummer. Especially since you paid the $30 to secure an exit row for those fabulous long…

July 05, 2017
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Reality Check

You know how it is when your BFF takes a soak in her Pinot and out spills “if it weren’t for that scank, Johnny would still be with me!”? Again. For the first few years, you wipe her snot and…