April 01, 2020
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It’s Been One Of Those Mornings!

Whew, Pumpkins! That was some dream I had. It’s almost too horrific to share. But here goes… I dreamt the…

March 13, 2020
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AAaaaah!!!

Dear Dahrlings, I’m not panicking, Pumpkins. No. I’m simply doing what any rational person would do when faced with the end…

December 31, 2019
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New Year’s Party With Ivanna

More Ivanna Ivanna Gabbalot Columnist Part legend, part myth, all woman: Ivanna Gabbalot is OJ’s gossip columnist and considers herself…

December 13, 2019
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Have You Ever Been A Non-Grata?

Have you ever been a persona non-grata, dahrlings? I thought it meant i was ungrateful. And since that shoe fits,…

March 08, 2019
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Gender Is In The Eye Of The Beholder

I’m all for liberating women, dahrlings. And I love the way everyone’s decided it should happen one day a year.…

January 09, 2019
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What’s Japan Got To Do With It?

For decades, Pumpkins, we dealt with all manner of handsy Brits crossing the pond to run the Canadian travel landscape.…

November 05, 2018
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Air Gotcha Journalism Isn’t News

I feel for the airlines, dahrlings, I really do. An FA can’t tie his shoelaces without it turning into a…