Excuse me, dahrlings, but...

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Dear Pumpkins,

If you can make it through a pandemic, dahrlings, you can make it anywhere.

It’s your day. Your year. Your decade.
And consumers know it. They want to be a part of it.

Their vagabond shoes, are longing to stray
Right through the very heart of it
Away, Away

They want to wake up in a city
They’ve never been to
Find they’re king of Seville
Or Martinique

These COVID frown blues
Are melting away
We’ll make a brand new start of it

It’s up to you
New luck, new look, new books…




Ivanna Gabbalot


Part legend, part myth, all woman: Ivanna Gabbalot is OJ’s gossip columnist and considers herself the industry’s conscience. Equally annoying to Open Jaw management and inflated egos in C-suites everywhere, Ivanna works infrequently, preferring to snipe from the sidelines.

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