Excuse me, dahrlings, but...

NN## To That!

Kids think they cleverly invented ‘how r u’ and ‘lmao’. Puh-lease. Baby talk. A mere step above pig latin, umpkinpehs. Try entering the code for two open-jaws with extra luggage allowance in GDS. Now that’s coding. It separates the agents from the clients. It’s power.

Unfortunately, Sabre is doing away with code altogether. They’re going all ‘windows’ on us. Now any lay bimbo with a business card can use Sabre.

The Sabre’s unsheathed. Lost its edge. Pointless. Which, as far as I’m concerned, makes it a limp system. I feel very deflated.

Because if there’s one thing I pride myself on, Pumpkins, it’s being able to speak in code. When I tell my husband I’m going to “clean the pool” (like that would ever happen) – he knows exactly what I mean. And so does the pool boy.


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