Excuse me, dahrlings, but...

I'm Being Exported!

My weekly slag column has been discovered! Yes, Pumpkins, after years of helping the Canadian travel industry wrench its head out of its navel –  god knows some folks would suffocate without me — I am being exported. American trade publisher Richard Earls wants me. And from what I’ve heard, what Dicky wants, Dicky gets. This is so totally not the same as when I was deported.

Richard, dahrling, I’m yours. Do with me what you will!

Truth is, I’ve always felt underexposed. Each of my husbands urged me at one time or another to share my broad talents (in fact, sometimes we did). Canada’s travel industry’s had me more than once. It’s time to expand. The bright lights of Broadway await. Hollywood, perhaps. OK, I’ll settle for Tallahassee.

So, fair warning! Don’t be startled if you find my insightful insights peeking up at you from the most unexpected places. And to my dear yet-to-be-fans in the U.S. – fasten your seatbelts. There’s bound to be turbulence.

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