We are in the bowels of winter, Pumpkins, and Iâ€™m bored. I keep tweeting my twit, but it doesnâ€™t help. It is like so January around here. Thank God itâ€™s almost over.
My craft â€“ not to mention my vessel â€“ thrives on stimulation. Scandals. Stupidity. Blunders. And everyone is playing all nicey nowadays.
Back in the day you could count on Air Canada at almost any time of year. I could peak for weeks on just one indignation. You know what Pumpkins, their whole â€˜caringâ€™ thing is annoying, thatâ€™s what. Agents are important, customers are important, staff are accessible, they pay commission, Duncan Dee is all over the news single-handedly rescuing Haiti. Who do they think they are? WestJet?
This is very confusing. I like having all my â€˜guysâ€™ lined up â€“ good guys, bad guys, underdog guys, corporate guys, rich guys, guys with really fast cars and mahogany stick shifts who sweat just a bit on the tennis court â€“ enough so you can see through their white T down to their well-toned core. Hmmm â€¦ Iâ€™m starting to feel better.