A cougar cruise? Shuuut up! The cougar clubs, cougar shows, cougar dating sites and cougar competitions are in an absolute feline frenzy over it â€“ circling and yowling and snarling themselves into a kitty snitty. And no wonder.
According to Ann Thomas of The Singles Travel Company, â€œWe were surprised to discover that there has never been an International Cougar Cruise. Obviously this cruise is long overdue!â€
Never been an international cougar cruise? What about a domestic cougar cruise? We must have had one of those. Long overdue is quite the understatement, Ann. Thankfully, Carnival has stepped up to the litter box. Now thereâ€™s an entire cruise dedicated to botoxed old pussies chasing after young males with weaning issues. Doesnâ€™t that sound like fun?
Apparently cougars arenâ€™t the only cruising predators. Carnival is also offering a vampire and werewolf sailing. Theyâ€™re calling it a â€œFangs nâ€™ Furâ€ cruise. Iâ€™m thinking that title could work just as well on the cougars.