April 06, 2021
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Someone’s In Need of a Close Shave

A few months ago, playboy Peladeau was a dead ringer for Trudeau’s big brother. The wavy mane of thick locks,…

March 25, 2021
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Are We Having Fun Yet?

Have you ever tried pulling on a pair of Spanx when your thighs are still dampy? The upshot is your…

February 23, 2021
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Room Service Please

Is there anything better, Dahrlings, than fluffy towels, a deep marble tub and a buffy room service boy with a…

February 08, 2021
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Hunting For a Buyer

The latest drum beat in the travel jungle is that Sunwing airlines’ fearless big game hunter is tracking a buyer,…

February 01, 2021
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I Vanna Gab A Lot

I’m thinking of revamping my venerable, centuries old aristocratic family name, Pumpkins. Considering I’m beyond dumbstruck, I’m changing Gabbalot to…

January 04, 2021
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I’m A Travel Pariah

The travel snatchers have invaded, Pumpkins, pointing and screeching for the federal and provincial armies to shame me for flying.…

August 08, 2020
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I’m Beige

Excuse me, dahrlings, but… I’ve been a serially married white female for as long as I can remember, Pumpkins. I…

July 22, 2020
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From WE To ME

Dear Fellow Zoomerati, In the name of god in heaven, please stop! Ok, now that I’ve got that off my…