February 08, 2021
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Hunting For a Buyer

The latest drum beat in the travel jungle is that Sunwing airlines’ fearless big game hunter is tracking a buyer,…

February 01, 2021
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I Vanna Gab A Lot

I’m thinking of revamping my venerable, centuries old aristocratic family name, Pumpkins. Considering I’m beyond dumbstruck, I’m changing Gabbalot to…

January 04, 2021
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I’m A Travel Pariah

The travel snatchers have invaded, Pumpkins, pointing and screeching for the federal and provincial armies to shame me for flying.…

August 08, 2020
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I'm Beige

Excuse me, dahrlings, but… I’ve been a serially married white female for as long as I can remember, Pumpkins. I…

July 22, 2020
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From WE To ME

Dear Fellow Zoomerati, In the name of god in heaven, please stop! Ok, now that I’ve got that off my…

May 25, 2020
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It’s All About The Hair

Let’s face it, dahrlings, who is the most important person in your life, besides your neighbourhood organic, fair trade, bud…

May 06, 2020
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DON’T BE SAD! IT’S TAD!!

10 years ago someone had the brilliant idea of celebrating you! As you know, I’ll take any excuse for a…

April 08, 2020
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Pastels! Who Needs’em?

Dahrlings, if there’s one thing in the entire world that makes me gag even more than say, kale, it’s pastels.…