May 05, 2021
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Start Spreading the News

Dear Pumpkins, If you can make it through a pandemic, dahrlings, you can make it anywhere. It’s your day. Your…

April 30, 2021
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Jean-Marc Is Back!

It is difficult to put into words what my heart is feeling at this moment, Pumpkins. It is best described as a gentle fluttering lying in a deep pool of hot lava.

April 06, 2021
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Someone’s In Need of a Close Shave

A few months ago, playboy Peladeau was a dead ringer for Trudeau’s big brother. The wavy mane of thick locks,…

March 25, 2021
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Are We Having Fun Yet?

Have you ever tried pulling on a pair of Spanx when your thighs are still dampy?  The upshot is your…

March 25, 2021
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Are We Having Fun Yet?

Have you ever tried pulling on a pair of Spanx when your thighs are still dampy? The upshot is your…

February 23, 2021
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Room Service Please

Is there anything better, Dahrlings, than fluffy towels, a deep marble tub and a buffy room service boy with a…

February 23, 2021
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Room Service Please

Is there anything better, Dahrlings, than fluffy towels, a deep marble tub and a buffy room service boy with a…

February 08, 2021
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Hunting For a Buyer

The latest drum beat in the travel jungle is that Sunwing airlines’ fearless big game hunter is tracking a buyer,…